Why was the oyster upset with her partner? Because all he could give her was sand…..Wow…that was a really bad joke but I am not that funny and I can not create and come up with jokes! However, I do love Gulf oysters. I think that they are a great appetizer and when you order them you just can not get enough. Restauraunts just don’t give you enough! And oysters are just so incredibly healthy. They have omega fatty acids, zinc and vitamin B-12. However you should not have oysters if you have certain ailments or if you are pregnant. This site Be Oyster Aware is a great site to read up on oysters.